oh, i see...

seven is just a suggested bed time. i think i like ten better.

so much work to be done...

...you know, training to take over the world and all...

now that i'm mobile...

time to plot my escape.

now that mom is...

back at work, i can wipe this smile off my face and get down to some serious screaming.

you're no match for me, gravity.

now that i'm not completely stuck to the floor, i'm sure i can figure out a way to get in to some trouble.

hmmmm, maybe i'll take up...

...sumo.

has anyone seen my toupee?

i'm sure i left it here somewhere.

yeah, i know i've been absent.

i've had things to do.

yeah, yeah...

i get it. we love each other and all. now give me the food.

what?

i'm supposed to find this fun?

a humble request.

put down the camera and change my diaper.

this seems to be headed in the right direction...

i've only been here two days and they're already naming stuff after me. perfect, my plan seems to be working...

what the heck was that about?!?!!

not what i signed up for. warm and cozy. warm and cozy. BAMMM! and what's with all of the bright lights?