oh, i see...

seven is just a suggested bed time. i think i like ten better.

so much work to be done...

...you know, training to take over the world and all...

now that i'm mobile...

time to plot my escape.

now that mom is...

back at work, i can wipe this smile off my face and get down to some serious screaming.

you're no match for me, gravity.

now that i'm not completely stuck to the floor, i'm sure i can figure out a way to get in to some trouble.

hmmmm, maybe i'll take up...

...sumo.

has anyone seen my toupee?

i'm sure i left it here somewhere.